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Reply 40 on: June 17, 2009, 05:03:03 PM

Thank you.

Frankly I would rather be better at sex and not have any writing talent, but you've just got to go with what you've got in life Smiley
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Reply 41 on: June 18, 2009, 11:30:50 PM

WHAT IS A BLACK AND YELLOW NIPPLE-BITER?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
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Reply 42 on: June 18, 2009, 11:40:04 PM

Quote from: Amber Wellington on June 18, 2009, 11:30:50 PM
WHAT IS A BLACK AND YELLOW NIPPLE-BITER?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???

Yeah I thought I might have phrased that a bit obscurely. His disease-ridden teeth.
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Reply 43 on: June 19, 2009, 12:01:11 AM

Following Warren's response, the next installment involves Amber politely explaining to this gentleman that she doesn't think the two of them are compatible in a sexual sense. It's nothing personal, just that she thinks he would have a much better time at -insert the name of the brothel round the corner with the $80 lunchtime special-.
"Oh please, allow me to deal with the disgusting mess on the carpet and offensive odour left lingering from your potent BO..no really-no need to apologise!".
He is escorted to the door, accidently falls down the stairs and breaks his neck, and Amber returns to consume her cheesecake in heavenly bliss...
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Reply 44 on: June 19, 2009, 07:08:05 PM

Flavour of cheesecake??


Quote from: Amber Wellington on June 19, 2009, 12:01:11 AM
Following Warren's response, the next installment involves Amber politely explaining to this gentleman that she doesn't think the two of them are compatible in a sexual sense. It's nothing personal, just that she thinks he would have a much better time at -insert the name of the brothel round the corner with the $80 lunchtime special-.
"Oh please, allow me to deal with the disgusting mess on the carpet and offensive odour left lingering from your potent BO..no really-no need to apologise!".
He is escorted to the door, accidently falls down the stairs and breaks his neck, and Amber returns to consume her cheesecake in heavenly bliss...
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Reply 45 on: June 22, 2009, 03:53:29 PM

Stop it! My mouth is watering  Drool
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Reply 46 on: August 13, 2009, 12:55:56 AM

I FOUND A CLIENT WHO IS INTO AURAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'M SO EXICTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply 47 on: August 13, 2009, 01:11:51 AM

  ImTooCool Loveit

What's AURAL ?

Where have you been btw? Missed you!
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Reply 48 on: August 13, 2009, 01:13:11 AM

Quote from: msSmunro on August 13, 2009, 01:11:51 AM
  ImTooCool Loveit

What's AURAL ?

Where have you been btw? Missed you!

Yeah
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Reply 49 on: August 13, 2009, 01:18:45 AM

I had always thought "aural" was just a mispronunciation of "oral" but according to the Urban Dictionary (online) it can be either the insertion of a penis into the ear, or ejaculating into an ear.
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Reply 50 on: August 13, 2009, 01:21:07 AM


I'm very pleased no one can see the look on my face.
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Reply 51 on: August 13, 2009, 01:23:23 AM

Quote from: msSmunro on August 13, 2009, 01:21:07 AM
I'm very pleased no one can see the look on my face.

Thinking of the same thing!!!!  Roll Eyes
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Reply 52 on: August 13, 2009, 01:47:52 AM

Big Ears or Little Penis? Shocked
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Reply 53 on: August 13, 2009, 01:58:19 AM

So ...
Noddy had Big Ears.

(wonder what Snow White did?)
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Reply 54 on: August 13, 2009, 10:26:17 AM

this is hilarious!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO (damn, i think I peed in my pants. gotta go change now)
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Reply 55 on: August 13, 2009, 07:49:16 PM

Brilliant stuff!!  Grin Grin
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Reply 56 on: August 13, 2009, 09:32:55 PM


I'm thinking we need to send someone out to try this and report back.

We may all be missing out on something we'd wonder how we ever lived without. Volunteers?
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