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on: August 04, 2009, 11:15:22 PM

Ok, lets get the ball rolling on this trade/barter show.

I have need of some repairs to my automobile.  Anyone interested in an excange of services, feel free to PM me
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Reply 1 on: August 05, 2009, 12:09:00 AM


And we're off  ImTooCool

How many repairs does your car need Jimmy? You're talking $50 worth or $2000 ?
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Reply 2 on: August 05, 2009, 12:18:42 AM

Not sure what it's going to cost yet, but probably high 3-figures.  So I anticipate a multi-session deal.  Or a nice long slow encounter lol.  Come on guys, if you're not keen on some male companionship yourself, how about surprising your special lady  Grin
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Reply 3 on: August 05, 2009, 01:46:28 AM


He meant to add...or woman mechanics  Kiss

Jimmy is based in Dunedin (for everyones quick reference).
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Reply 4 on: August 05, 2009, 01:58:34 AM

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Woops, forgot to check our EEO policy  Embarrassed
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima fucking culpa  Grin Grin

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Jimmy is based in Dunedin (for everyones quick reference).

Now you'd think I could remember the basics, huh?
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Reply 5 on: August 05, 2009, 02:02:01 AM

Quote from: jimmy on August 05, 2009, 01:58:34 AM
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima fucking culpa  Grin Grin

Is it expected that I should understand what this means?  Undecided
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Reply 6 on: August 05, 2009, 02:10:31 AM

No catholic school Sally?
Give you a clue...it's latin (well, without the fucking)
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Reply 7 on: August 05, 2009, 02:14:50 AM


God I love google  Loveit
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Reply 8 on: August 05, 2009, 02:15:16 AM

The motto of the RAF is also appropriate :-

Per ardura ad astra

Which has been bastardised to mean - It's hard work with a crap car

An Astra being a, made in the UK, crap model of a crap make of car.    
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Reply 9 on: August 05, 2009, 02:17:45 AM


Are you suggesting Jimmys car is crap?  Giggle
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Reply 10 on: August 05, 2009, 02:20:49 AM

Quote from: msSmunro on August 05, 2009, 02:17:45 AM
Are you suggesting Jimmys car is crap?  Giggle

Well yes - and then again no.  But it has to be a possibility unless it been involved in an RTA ?

And even if it is, it might be a well loved - indeed cherished old banger, as mine is !
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Reply 11 on: August 05, 2009, 01:40:14 PM

Excuse me, how did we get to the point where I drive a piece of crap?

I'll have you know she is a wonderful car, built for both comfort and speed, and absolute pleasure to be inside of   Tongue
She just needs a bit of work done is all, so there Tongue Tongue
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Reply 12 on: August 05, 2009, 05:57:43 PM

Quote from: jimmy on August 05, 2009, 01:40:14 PM
Excuse me, how did we get to the point where I drive a piece of crap?

I'll have you know she is a wonderful car, built for both comfort and speed, and absolute pleasure to be inside of   Tongue
She just needs a bit of work done is all, so there Tongue Tongue

Sorry, are we still talking about cars or are we now talking about women of a "certain age"?


Seriously though, with a repair bill like that it sounds like a 6 month old BMW.  Clap clap
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Reply 13 on: August 05, 2009, 07:58:05 PM

Quote from: jimmy on August 05, 2009, 01:40:14 PM
Excuse me, how did we get to the point where I drive a piece of crap?

I'll have you know she is a wonderful car, built for both comfort and speed, and absolute pleasure to be inside of   Tongue
She just needs a bit of work done is all, so there Tongue Tongue

I humbly apologise Jimmy, to you and your automotive other half   Giggle  However, I did qualify it by saying :-

And even if it is, it might be a well loved - indeed cherished old banger, as mine is !

So I do understand the love of a man for his wheels !    Thumbs Up
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Reply 14 on: August 05, 2009, 07:58:48 PM

Quote from: jelboy on August 05, 2009, 05:57:43 PM
Sorry, are we still talking about cars or are we now talking about women of a "certain age"?


Seriously though, with a repair bill like that it sounds like a 6 month old BMW.  Clap clap

Or a brand new Aston Martin  Grin
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Reply 15 on: September 27, 2009, 09:43:01 PM

Any good mechanics in Christchurch?
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