Tell us about You

Welcome smoothcriminal i think 

I found this on SDU and thought it'd be cool for our Intro section:

1. How old are you?

2. Married / single / otherwise attached?

3. FS or R & T?

4. How long you been punting?

5. How often do you punt?

6. Blue or white collar worker?

7. If you are attached, do you shag women other than your partner or WLs?

8. Do you drink, smoke or gamble?

9. Private or parlour?

10. Ever had a relationship with a WL you have met whilst she's working?


Either reply here to post your answers or start your own topic 
Current members feel free to do this too.


FS = Full Service
R & T = Rub & Tug (aka massage and wank)
WL = Working Lady

Challenges are good. Board is up now go for gold members

Nothing like a challenge. I'll add to the list of impossible deadlines for the week   

OK, i bring that board back, better be on your game MrPerkins, i am that good.

That sounds fair. I'll have to resume work on it (whn I get a moment or two), if for nothing but curing Admin's shyness.

If it helps, I do have one half written and an outline for another. Mind you, the first has been half written for almost a month.

Thanks for the welcome.

Please feel free to indulge - as well as laying down a challenge to Admin (who is very shy  )

If it helps, I do have one half written and an outline for another. Mind you, the first has been half written for almost a month.

Thanks for the welcome.

We will see.

Members never took up the challenge, gave them lots of time too. Maybe not enough

Bring it back as a challenge - hell I've posted some things on my blog that I thought would get a response yet get zip apart from offline feedback that people like what they read. Forums and blogs are frequently one way traffic. Your story was worthy of being the only post on the thread for some time if that's what happens but we have started to generate more interest lately ....

Members never took up the challenge, gave them lots of time too. Maybe not enough

No......... i took it down, seeing i was the only one posting in their.


And Welcome to EF MrPerkins

but, but, but ....  that was such a great post & laid down a challenge to others to post their stories. No more boobie posts for you spoilsport. 

No......... i took it down, seeing i was the only one posting in their.


And Welcome to EF MrPerkins

Welcome Mr Perkins, seems that you'll fit in very well. Steamy stories are here

But the cupboard is bare ! Ms Munro - who stole the stories ? Grumble, mumble guess I'll have to go search !

Welcome Mr Perkins, seems that you'll fit in very well. Steamy stories are here

Hi everyone,

Should have registered and done this ages ago but the last month or two have been fantic. But regardless:


1. How old are you? 48

2. Married / single / otherwise attached? M

3. FS or R & T? FS mainly

4. How long you been punting? 15 years but not recently

5. How often do you punt? not for a couple of years - the cash flow and enticement balance hasn't been right. More the former.

6. Blue or white collar worker? white

7. If you are attached, do you shag women other than your partner or WLs? no

8. Do you drink, smoke or gamble? not much (wine, 'boutique' beers, 42 below & fresh lime); no and no

9. Private or parlour? private - all for free enterprise

10. Ever had a relationship with a WL you have met whilst she's working? Yes, but that's another story

I think that about covers it. Wasn't there a 'steamy stories' section a while ago? Or maybe I imagined it.

SPAM. Cheers.

http://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/aucklandgirls/view.php?more=14498
1. How old are you? 19

2. Married / single / otherwise attached? Single

3. FS or R & T? fs and r&t

4. How long you been punting? New

5. How often do you punt? By appointment

6. Blue or white collar worker? white

7. If you are attached, do you shag women other than your partner or WLs? yes

8. Do you drink, smoke or gamble? N/A

9. Private or parlour? Private

10. Ever had a relationship with a WL you have met whilst she's working? no

found this on SDU and thought it'd be cool for our Intro section:

http://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/aucklandgirls/view.php?more=14500

1. How old are you? 21

2. Married / single / otherwise attached? Singlw

3. FS or R & T? fs

4. How long you been punting? New

5. How often do you punt? By appointment

6. Blue or white collar worker? white

7. If you are attached, do you shag women other than your partner or WLs? yes

8. Do you drink, smoke or gamble? N/A

9. Private or parlour? Private

10. Ever had a relationship with a WL you have met whilst she's working? no

Hmmm, and how many of us have you "had" Amber